I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeahWhat
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
People who use a lack of education to justify subjecting poor people to poverty are fucking revolting. They’ve invented a system wherein poor people cannot obtain a quality education because they are poor and then they use that lack of education to justify their continued poverty. It’s self-sustaining, vile, oppressive, and a fundamental tenet of modern American conservativism.
“As a straight white American man who is 1/18th Native American with no debt, one black friend, has smoked the pot one time in college, and having read four paragraphs on the Fox News website about Islam, I feel it is my right to say something about this.”
I could never be with a man who didn’t crave adventure. I can’t understand the feeling of wanting to stay in one place your whole life, expecting that things will just happen. You have to go out and get it. Whatever it is, you go and do. Your faith, your search for a partner, your need for fresh air.